Strands of Asshattery

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hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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onlylolgifs: Woman fails at boiling live crabs

onlylolgifs:

Woman fails at boiling live crabs

Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

You calling me fat, bitch?

riddiculis:

so I did some pokemon fusions and

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gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

And you just what?

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theawkwardgamer: Deadspace Soldier by thiago-almeida

theawkwardgamer:

Deadspace Soldier by thiago-almeida

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